Authentic Idiocy

About Us

What Is Authentic Idiocy?

In a world overrun by Artificial Intelligence, Authentic Idiocy (AI) is here to bring humanity back to the forefront. While A.I. strives for perfection, efficiency, and control, we’re unapologetically celebrating the chaos, humor, and gloriously bad ideas that make us human.

Forget machine learning - this is mistake learning, the kind of trial-and-error that ends in laughter, not logic. At Authentic Idiocy, we believe that life’s most memorable moments aren’t the perfect ones but the messy, unpredictable, and hilariously dumb ones.

Why Do We Exist?

Because being human is all about embracing the chaos, the absurdity, and the gloriously ridiculous moments that make life worth living. Sure, Artificial Intelligence promises smarter systems, optimized outcomes, and flawless decision-making - but honestly, where’s the fun in that?

At Authentic Idiocy, we believe the human experience is rooted in our beautiful imperfections. It’s in the laughable mistakes, the epic fails, and the hilariously bad ideas that we find true joy. That’s why Authentic Idiocy matters: to remind the world that sometimes, being dumb is the smartest thing you can do.

We Keep It Real

No overthinking, no calculations—just raw, instinctive dumb energy.

We Laugh at Ourselves

Because nothing says “human” like a good laugh at our own expense.

We Celebrate Chaos

Life is messy, and that’s exactly how we like it.

The Opposite of A.I.

If Artificial Intelligence is cold, calculated logic, Authentic Idiocy is the warm embrace of genuine human silliness.

A.I

A.I. writes code. We write memes.

A.I

A.I. builds precision. We build hilarity.

A.I

A.I. aims for perfection. We aim for spectacular failure - and we love every second of it.

A.I

Our ticker may be AI, but the only thing we’re automating is chaos.

How to buy

Ready to prove you’re smarter than a robot? Let’s get you some AI tokens (the dumb kind). Here’s how to do it in a few hilariously easy steps:

01

Get a Wallet

item First things first - you need a crypto wallet to hold your Authentic Idiocy tokens.

item Recommended: MetaMask, Phantom or Trust Wallet.
Download the app or browser extension and follow the setup process. It’s like setting up email, but with more panic.

item Pro Tip: If you forget your seed phrase, even we can’t help you.

02

Add SOL (Solana)

item AI tokens run on the SOL network, so you’ll need some SOL.

item Buy SOL on Coinbase, Binance, or your favorite crypto exchange. Transfer the SOL to your shiny new wallet you created in step 1.

item Think of SOL as the fuel you need to power your bad decisions.

03

Visit Raydium

item Head over to Raydium. It’s where the magic (and mistakes) happen.

item Click “Connect Wallet” in the top right corner to link your crypto wallet.

item Congratulations! You’re about to do something wonderfully dumb.

04

Swap SOL for AI

item Copy and paste the Authentic Idiocy (AI) contract address into Raydium.

item Enter the amount of SOL you want to swap for AI.

item Adjust slippage if needed (0.5-10%).

item Don’t worry if you don’t know what “slippage” means - it’s just one of those fancy words humans pretend to understand

05

Confirm Your Idiocy

item Hit “Swap” and confirm the transaction in your wallet. Wait a few seconds for the blockchain to do its thing, and voilà - you now own a piece of history (and stupidity)

item Reminder: You’re not just buying tokens. You’re investing in humanity’s ability to stay gloriously dumb.

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Need Help?

item If you’re confused, don’t worry - you’re in good company. Our community of like-minded degenerates is here to help. Reach out, laugh at your mistakes, and buy more AI tokens to ease the pain.

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CONTRACT ADDRESS

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Join the Movement

At Authentic Idiocy, we’re not here to save the world - we’re here to laugh at it. So, ditch the algorithms and embrace the absurdity. Together, we’ll prove that chaos isn’t a bug in the system - it's the whole point.

Ticker

AI (because irony is our middle name)

Utility

None (because thinking is overrated)

Mission

To celebrate humanity’s beautiful mess and remind everyone that life’s too short to take seriously.

Our Mission

To remind the world that sometimes, being dumb is the smartest move of all. Authentic Idiocy isn’t just a token; it’s a celebration of the human experience in all its beautifully flawed glory.

Welcome to AI.

The opposite of smart!